As long as you spell the name right
Posted by AdminOct 21
BOY, did I catch holy hell for last week’s column. I wrote about our perverse proclivity to reward bad behavior. It was mostly about David Letterman, but I made a reference to Cardinal Roger Mahony and his six years of stonewalling the investigation into the sexual abuse of children by pedophile priests, specifically Father Michael Baker. However, I spelled the cardinal’s name wrong. An error of this magnitude must be set right.
“It doesn’t matter what they say as long as they spell your name right,” goes the old showbiz clich . That must also be true in the religion biz, because I got an inbox-full from Tod Tamberg, director of media relations for the Archdiocese of Los Angeles.
“Perhaps you could nuzzle up to a copy editor next time you take a whack at Cardinal Mahony. Then maybe at least you’ll spell his name correctly,” wrote Tamberg from his official Archdiocese e-mail account.
Apparently, last week I inserted an “e” where it didn’t belong, spelling “Mahony” as “Mahoney.” Tamberg called my spelling error “bush league,” which makes me wonder what adjective describes his profession? “Apologist?” “Enabler?” “Un-indicted co-conspirator?”
But wrong is wrong, so allow me to clean up this mess: It was Cardinal Roger “no e” Mahony who spent more than half-a-billion dollars papering over the sexual abuse of children. Clearly Tamberg wants the cardinal to get full credit for this achievement. If my interloping “e” caused Mahony any discomfort,
I pray for his forgiveness.
And how about a tip of the cap to Tamberg? Say what you will, the guy has his boss’s back. Six years of spinning and smearing the victims and he still has time to check my spelling.
But “e” or “no e,” Mahony’s house of lies is crumbling. We now know Monsignor Richard Loomis, former vicar of clergy, part of Mahony’s inner circle, in a sworn deposition claims he sent the cardinal a memo warning of Baker’s continued sexual assaults against children and testified that Mahony barred him from calling the cops. These aren’t the words of a bush league newspaper pundit. Loomis is a priest, one of Mahony’s own. The stonewall has cracked.
For six years the cardinal has successfully avoided putting his hand on a Bible in open court. So what if Daniel Murphy High School had to close and be auctioned off along with hundreds of millions in other church property? The important thing was to preserve Mahony’s bully pulpit – accent on the “bully.”
Lawyered up, with P.R. firms and a code of silence the CIA would envy, Roger “no e” Mahony continues to lead the largest congregation of Catholics in America – long after Boston’s Cardinal Bernard Law fled the country in shame. But Mahony has no shame; he has Tod Tamberg, his own personal spellcheck.
Fortunately, none of this has anything to do with Catholicism itself. The Catholic faith is an agent for goodness and personal grace. I was an altar boy and a graduate of Catholic schools, kindergarten through college.
I’ve seen great works by thousands of good people in parishes from coast to coast. Sadly, Catholic bashers seize upon the Mahonys and Tambergs of the world and use their mendacity as an excuse to belittle a great faith. Catholicism is not suffering a crisis of faith, rather a crisis of fallible flesh-and-blood humans who hide behind canon law to escape the penalties of civil law.
In prison pedophiles are shunned, yet in L.A. politicians still queue up to have their photo taken with Mahony. I’ve often wondered who are those dopes who mugged for the camera with O.J. Simpson on the golf course? I also wonder how craven or cynical are politicians and parishioners who seek Mahony’s blessing rather than his resignation.
We claim to take crimes against children seriously. At best, we’re erratic. Roman Polanski may finally be dragged back to L.A. after 30 years in exile to face the same prosecutor Mahony has dodged for more than half a decade. Polanski has his defenders; the cardinal has Tod Tamberg, a man who is paid to defend the indefensible.
For my part, I have a dream: When the arrest warrant is finally served on the cardinal, his name will be spelled correctly.
24 comments
Comment by Rob R. Barron on October 21, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Doug, We need you back on the AM drive, I can’t get use to Handel, Gallagher doesn’t cut it for me, and that nimrod they replaced you with is just that…a nimrod.
Comment by Kathleen Sciacia on October 23, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Amen. Hope I live to see this happen.
Comment by Sylvia Cochran on October 23, 2009 at 8:09 pm
What Rob and Kathleen said … any word yet on doing the overnight show again?
Comment by arkadiy on October 24, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Doug!!!! Please tell us if you planing to come back. L.A.needs you. Be a fighter do not geave up!!!!!!
Comment by Rosalind Nelson on October 24, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Right on the money – as usual! There is no other like you, Doug. The rest are too weak to speak what we feel – KABC apparently has changed their program director – the three on at 10am are hopeless – who cares whether or not she had a boob job many years ago?
Please keep me on your email list for notification when you are on air again.
You will fall flat on your feet – just too talented not to.
Comment by Carl Hager on October 25, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Roger “No e” Mahony! Hilarious! My automated spellchecker immediately underscores the e-less Irishman’s last name in red! Tod “One d” Tamberg, like the diocese’s Holden Caulfield, has his work cut out for him.
Comment by venicementor on October 26, 2009 at 9:57 am
Mornings are just not the same!
Comment by tom shaw on October 27, 2009 at 11:46 am
Doug, over here in jolly old England, life on the dole is not any easier with just one hour of you on wabc. Actually minus the adverts its more like half an hour. (how can a man take such a fall) still there are the pod-casts.
Comment by Craig Stephens on October 28, 2009 at 7:54 am
Doug,
Boy do we miss you in LA at KABC 790. Peter Tilldon doesn’t work for me and you just have to listen to Frosty, Heidi & Frank for 3 minutes and it makes you want to throw up. How could KABC 790 think that this kind of junk could replace you? I’ve switched to KRLA to listen to Dennis Prager, who is really great, but I still wish I could hear you everyday for intelligent, thoughtful & funny commentary on the world and especially important local information.
Best regards,
Craig Stephens
Comment by Rudy Telles on October 29, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Missing you big time Doug. Stopped listening to talk radio in the mornings because the others just don’t cut it.
Comment by Chris Bremer on October 30, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Hi Doug,
I am another one of your followers who has stopped listening to KABC in protest of your leaving the station.
We all miss your message and your wit.
Comment by RosaMaria on October 30, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Hi Doug! Your entry on “no e” Mahony just made me LAUGH! You are so right. I miss you. I also love Peter alot and am VERY grateful that he got your spot. The ones that follow him, though, I DON’T THINK SO! I’m glad I can kinda sorta keep up with you this way and wish you lots of luck. I love the new kitty and hope you’re back on the radio soon.
Comment by Neva Bryan on October 31, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Doug…I’m going to start playing the lottery so if I win big, I can buy you your own darn radio station and let you talk for 24/7 if you so wish. All my radio talk show friends miss you like crazy. Me, too. You’ll be back. If Peter Tilden can “be back” numerous times, so can you. And certainly if they can resurrect Michael Jackson, you’re a shooin. How’s your cat? Did you name him Sheldon? Do you tweeter, twitter, whatever. I don’t, but if you do, I will learn how to and you can tweet your fans when you have radio gigs.
Comment by Maureen DeSilva on October 31, 2009 at 9:49 pm
KABC’s dickering with the morning line up has done what no other radio station on either coast has ever been able to make me do…forced me over to NPR!!!! When are you coming back?
Comment by Earl Smith on November 4, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I can’t believe that KABC dropped Dougs Morning Show! Dougs Show was the only thing i could listen to for honest, straight-forward, intelligent talk/comment on the radio. I looked forward to the Show every morning. Now i just scan the dial to no avail
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Comment by Joanie on November 11, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Dittos, Doug!
I change the radio station every day looking for something to replace you, to no avail. I DO like the fact I can listen to Rush instead of that garbage (the 3 idiots!) @ 9:00 am, but have found a lot of change on the radio…2 Lauras on KFWB + Roger Hedgecock…he’s GREAT, Michael Smirconish (sp?), and of course, Dennis Prager, Mark Levin, Michael Medved…they’re all good but I miss YOU! Keep us posted…you’re too good to not be on local or national media somewhere!
Comment by Valerie Eames on November 12, 2009 at 7:57 am
Doug – KABC lost a very loyal listener when then let you go. I was sad when Rob Marenko left. But I don’t even listen in the morning. And the Heidi, Frost and whatever show. The worst! Hopefully you’ll get a permanent home here in the L.A. area so we can tune in once again.
Yeah, Tilden just doesn’t cut it!
Comment by Brian Elia on November 12, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Dear Doug,
I share the same feelings as all of the other comments here. Peter Tilden is reasonably witty, but he’s just not you. As far as I’m concerned, KABC Radio management is just continuing to destroy their station. I also just quit the KABC Listner’s Club.
Frank, Heidi, and Frosty? Please, spare me.
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Comment by Carlos del Campo on November 20, 2009 at 9:08 pm
The happiest people in LA are now Mahony, Villaraigosa, Weiss, Perry, Molina… What does that tell us about the good work this man did? Man, we need a leader. At least a Chief Rabble Rouser.
Comment by kevin on November 27, 2009 at 1:02 am
MCINTYRE CAN’T BE REPLACED! These jokers ARE NOT talented at all! I would stay and listen if i laughed once…. not the case here! ARE THEY DRINKING ON THE JOB or something? We need you back on KABC 790 to ground us! FIRE THE PERSON WHO MADE THAT xxxx DECISION, or send him to REHAB.
Meanwhile, I STOPPED LISTENING TO KABC ALL DAY… I HAVE TO WAIT TIL S. Hannity and M. Levin for some true patronage and encouragement. HOPEFULLY THE ADVERTISERS ARE LISTENING!
WE MISS YOUR VOICE DOUG! I HOPE ALL IS WELL!
CALL OUT: CAN WE change IN 2012 REPUBLICANS? THAT IS THE QUESTION! … I SAY GATHER THE TALENTED NOW. THERE IS ONLY 2 YEARS left.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU ALL!
-K.KOBAYASHI ~ LOS ANGELES, CA